Showing posts with label Giggle Jar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Giggle Jar. Show all posts

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Why Worry??

Here is a sign I saw in some store that made some sense. Comical, yet made me think.

Why Worry

There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you will get well, or whether you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about;
And if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends,you won't have time to worry.

So stop WORRYING and enjoy life!

Monday, October 13, 2008

A FUN post for Columbus Day

If it wasn't for a gentleman named Christopher Columbus,discovering America some 500+ years back,perhaps I would'nt even be able to write this silly blog today. Thanks to CC :)

Here we've stumbled across some creative signs posted out there in the Working World.

In a podiatrists office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a maternity room door: "Push,push,push."
On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
At an electric company: We'd be delighted if you send in your payment. However,if you don't,you will be."
At a propane fillign station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
Back of a septic truck: "Caution,this truck is full of political promises."

Finally at a tire shop: Be sure to invite us to your next blowout."

Have you seen any funny and creative signs?
Please, Do SHARE..........